Maybe it’s the way arctic winds, after causing tears to run down your face, freeze the tears to your face, like they’re tiny versions of Jack Nicholson at the end of “The Shining,” or Blair Walsh, at the end of the game, at TCF Bank Stadium.
Maybe it’s the way our spring lasts all day.
Maybe it’s our quaint self-esteem issues, or the sheer dominance of our sports teams.
Whatever the reasons, star athletes can’t quit Minnesota, although sometimes we quit them.
Last week, Justin Jefferson signed a massive contract with the Vikings, ending more than a year of wrongheaded speculation that he wanted to leave.
He got a great deal. He also signed with a team that doesn’t currently have a proven starting quarterback, and he might be facing years of waiting for J.J. McCarthy to develop.
Jefferson could have forced a trade. He could have made demands that would have prompted the Vikings to trade him.
Across town, the Timberwolves have just about every key member of the organization signed to a long-term contract. In the NBA, the league most known for players orchestrating exits from their current teams, the Timberwolves have their top seven likely returning and are trying to find a way to bring back their No. 8, Kyle Anderson.