This was Saturday morning, a few hours before the Twins announced during a rain delay in Texas that center fielder Byron Buxton was being called up from Class AA Chattanooga and would be available to make his major league debut on Sunday against the Rangers.
This was also before the Twins revealed Aaron Hicks was injured and Torii Hunter would start serving his two-game suspension, leaving the Twins with the minimum of three outfielders – if you had a sense of humor and included Eduardo Escobar – in Saturday's 11-7 loss.
Even before Saturday's outfield attrition, it was clear the Twins were tumbling off the cliff, and needed a boost – and that Buxton was the only minor leaguer on the horizon with a chance to provide it.
Thus, Judd Zulgad and I were talking on our 10 a.m.-noon radio show about Buxton's promotion as if it would soon take place. Judd asked if this would be the Twins' most ballyhooed in-season debut for a prospect since Calvin Griffith ordered No. 1 draft choice Eddie Bane to the Met Stadium mound on July 4, 1973, for his professional debut.
That was a ticket-selling scam by Calvin. It worked – with the combination of Bane and fireworks bringing a regular-record crowd of 45,890 to the Met.
Bane doesn't really count in the Buxton discussion, since his arrival was all marketing (even though we didn't know what the word meant then) and not based on any buildup as he traveled through the minors.
If not Bane, who was the pre-Buxton Buxton for the Twins?
A gentleman who goes by the alias "Doubles'' called the show with the name that had escaped my shriveled mind: