Hey, hey, ho, ho, John Thompson's got to go.
Translated into the rhetorical style of the times, that was the message of an agitated (but mostly peaceful) swarm of DFL leaders last week, led by Gov. Tim Walz in chanting, day after day, for state Rep. John Thompson to resign his seat in the Minnesota House.
So far, Thompson has declined, still defiant and accusatory, as seems to be his personal rhetorical style, denying allegations, remote and recent, of domestic abuse, disorderly conduct, ugly threats and other disqualifications.
But the tragicomedy of Thompson's one brief, whining moment in the political limelight may actually have several valuable lessons to teach.
First, it can serve as a reminder that the decay of our political party establishments and their institutional powers — the parties' resulting vulnerability to being hijacked by radicals and hooligans, from Trump to Thompson, you might say — is a far greater threat to our democracy than the supposed "voter suppression" and "election fraud" with which our feverish political factions are obsessed.
Second, Thompson's comeuppance illustrates some less obvious benefits of body-worn camera technology for police — its potential not only to hold police accountable, but to protect them from false accusations.
On voting issues, Democrats appear to see political opportunity, which seldom depends on logic. They commonly declare that the 2020 election was the most secure, fair and precise ever conducted. Yet they also seem to believe that this flawless plebiscite produced several dozen state governments that are on a crazed mission to abolish free government itself, making voting impossible for multitudes. President Joe Biden recently called it "the most significant test to our democracy since the Civil War. That's not hyperbole. Since the Civil War."
No word yet as to when Biden will suspend habeas corpus and start jailing disloyal newspaper editors, as Lincoln did in his similar crisis. But while I'm still at large, I beg to differ: This is not just hyperbole, but hysteria.