Diners at the Smack Shack, the packed-to-the-rafters restaurant and bar in Minneapolis' hopping North Loop neighborhood, consume roughly 3,000 pounds of lobster a week. "We go through more lobster than the rest of Minnesota combined," said owner Josh Thoma.
I'm delighted to report that this is both a quantity- and a quality-minded venture.
At least a third of that tonnage is funneled directly into a variety of lobster boils, a heaping platter of whole lobster (sold by the pound) paired with a slew of well-prepared sides. What an enjoyable way to share a meal.
Very little tastes like an afterthought. That each lobster meets its maker with precision should come as no surprise — practice makes perfect, right? — but it's such a pleasure to also encounter a red-skinned potato that has been boiled to an ideal state, or a gently seasoned Polish sausage that exudes such a pleasing umph. To call the portions generous is an understatement, and take my advice and pop for the $2 that the kitchen charges to do the shell cracking. It's worth it.
But the Smack Shack (the name is derived from the smack, an open-hold lobster boat) is far more than a source for a well-prepared shore dinner. Thoma ingeniously and prodigiously incorporates lobster into dishes up and down his large placemat menu, and the results almost always underscore how lobster improves just about everything it touches.
There's a creamy, brightly composed guacamole. A super-rich mac-and-cheese. A riff on cioppino, its herbaceous, nose-tickling broth wafting up from its cast-iron pot. And a hilarious yet slightly addicting play on Minnesota State Fair shtick in the form of lobster (from the claw), stuck on a stick, dipped in a fresh corn batter and deep-fried, corn-dog style.
The logistics are impressive. Live crustaceans arrive daily and are tanked in 2,000 gallons of 41-degree water. It's no wonder that the star of the show remains the lobster roll, first the anchor of Thoma's thriving food truck business (and its cold-weather home at the 1029 Bar in northeast Minneapolis) and now the kickstarter for this sprawling seafood funhouse.
One bite is enough to instantly transport a person's taste buds to the Maine coast. That's a testament to the notion that simplicity — correction, a highly discriminating simplicity — is often the most beguiling form of cooking.