1982
"This is going to be the Taj Mahal of college football." — Gophers football coach Joe Salem on preseason media day.
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"I'd go pick up my wife after the game and look at her and say, 'What the hell happened to you?' She had mascara running down her face, her blouse was soaking wet." — Twins coach Rick Stelmaszek, on what the Dome was like before air conditioning was installed in 1983.
1984
"It's like a triple play — something that you would tell to your grandchildren, about the ball that went up and never came back down … We were all standing around like it was 'Candid Camera.' " — Twins second baseman Tim Teufel describing waiting for Dave Kingman's towering pop-up that went through a 7-inch vent in the Dome's roof and never came back down; Kingman was awarded a ground-rule double.
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"I don't think there are any good uses for nuclear weapons. But this may provide one." — Kansas City closer Dan Quisenberry, who only pitched 16 times in the Dome.
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"No doubt about it, the athletes want to play in the Dome. We're going to own that sucker when we walk in there." — Gophers football coach Lou Holtz in a speech to the University of Minnesota Regents, imploring the school sign a 27-year lease that left on-campus Memorial Stadium destined for the wrecking ball.