Oh, Madonna. What happened?
She just isn't pushing our buttons like she once did.
So she dedicated a song to "Popey-wopey" when she and the pontiff were visiting Philadelphia on the same weekend last month. No big whoop.
So she invoked the b-word on songs on her new album — "Bitch, I'm Madonna" and "Unapologetic Bitch." Geez, Britney Spears used it in a song title two years ago.
So she surprised Drake with a long kiss onstage at Coachella this year. Wasn't "Cougar Town" canceled?
In 2015, what causes controversy in the pop world is Rihanna posing nude on Instagram, Ariana Grande licking doughnuts in a bakery and professing "I hate America," and Miley Cyrus flashing her breasts and lighting a joint while hosting the MTV Music Video Awards.
But ladies, Madge was here first. She'd tell you as much herself. As the 57-year-old pop icon heads to Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul on Thursday for her Rebel Heart Tour, let's look back at Madonna's most provocative moves during her 30-plus years in the spotlight.
1. "Like a Virgin" performance, MTV Music Video Awards, 1984. She appeared atop a giant wedding cake in a lacy wedding dress and then proceeded to roll around on the ground and make all kinds of humping motions. Her performance burst the bubble of this bubble-gum ditty, which was her first No. 1 hit.