A polite person would say that Sherman Alexie was born with "water on the brain" or, more correctly, with hydrocephalus.
Alexie prefers to liken his infant noggin to "a giant French fry." There was "too much grease inside my skull," he writes in "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian" (Little, Brown), "and it got all thick and muddy and disgusting, and it only mucked up the works."
In his first work of fiction for young adults, the Seattle poet, novelist, humorist, screenwriter and master of the short story has created an endearing teen protagonist in his own likeness and placed him in the here and now: Arnold (Junior) Spirit, 14, is a poor kid on the Spokane Indian Reservation in Wellpinit, Wash. How poor? A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken is a godsend, not a guilty pleasure, and a trip to the vet for his sick dog (and best friend), Oscar, is out of the question.
Because of the hydrocephalus, Junior suffers frequent seizures and fevers, has extra teeth, a stutter, a lisp and lopsided vision corrected with government-issued black plastic glasses that make him look like "an Indian grandpa." All of this, of course, incites the Darwinian brutality of his peers, who beat him and berate him with taunts of "hydro head" and "retard." He also has loving, if flawed, parents.
This much is true about Alexie's own life. And so, too, is the life-altering decision Junior ultimately makes to go to school in nearby Reardan, where he will be "the only Indian except for the mascot."
An 'epic' decision
Like the character he created, Alexie dreamed of a better life. His decision at age 14 to attend school off the reservation "was huge ... epic," he said during a recent interview at his writer's studio in the Central District of Seattle. "It was only 22 miles, geographically. But I might as well have been Lewis and Clark for the journey it took."
He was departing a "monoculture," he said, "where everybody in the sixth grade was related, including the teacher," and heading into "an anti-Indian town" with a school full of academic and athletic overachievers.