RED WING, MINN. – A slimy windshield? Check. Bug carnage along the riverbanks? Check.
Delicately winged insects fixed to light poles, light bulbs, headlights, signs, tree trunks, and just about anything standing near the river, including a hiker who goes motionless for a few moments? Check, check, check, and (yeeesh!) check.
A hike along the Mississippi here this weekend means coming face-to-bug-eyed-face with the mayfly hatch, a marvel of the natural world regarded as commonplace in Minnesota rivertowns.
This year's hatches up and down the river haven't produced record-busting piles of bug corpses as they do some years or required the help of snowplows to clear bridges and waterfront highways — not an urban myth, it's actually happened — but it's still remarkable to note that mayflies have made their annual return.
"It doesn't look like it's huge this year," said Gary Montz, a research scientist with the Department of Natural Resources. "Some people will say 'What a nuisance,' but if you have a lot of mayflies, it's a good thing for the aquatic system."
The bugs most people see are just the final, very brief stage of a life cycle that begins on river and lake bottoms, said Montz.
The burrowing mayfly common along the Mississippi builds a hole in the river bottom and lives most of its life there, usually emerging en masse in late spring and summer to mate, lay eggs, and die in a frantic swarm that lasts a day or two. They need oxygenated water and a healthy river to survive their larval stage, so their emergence should be taken as a sign that the river's in good shape, said Montz.
Like the first snowfall of winter, the hatch is a hard-to-miss marker of a season's arrival in places like Red Wing, Hastings, Stillwater and Marine-On-St.-Croix. This year in Hastings, it even inspired a new beer.