I enjoy paddling across lakes and down peaceful rivers, but only for a time. Then boredom settles in.
Additionally, I take delight in a good afternoon beer. But a few too many make me feel like a ne'er-do-well.
In Michigan's Traverse City — the diamond at the tip of the state's mittened ring finger — I discovered two things: a means to paddle for an extended period of time without the tedium, and a way to tipple midday without the guilt. The phenomenon of which I speak is paddling for beer.
Traverse City is known for a vibrant downtown that abuts Lake Michigan, and its proximity to Michigan's best wineries and famous sand dunes. It's also one of the few places where you can hop in a kayak or on a paddleboard and row to a dozen or so breweries.
For my odyssey, I joined a tour with Kayak, Bike & Brew. First I enjoyed cycling along Lake Michigan, then heading south for a 20-minute ride through the quieter sections of downtown and along the inland Boardman Lake, until the bike path delivered me to Right Brain Brewery.
At Right Brain, creativity oozes out of everything brewed and all things collected in the warehouse tasting room. While I didn't grab a haircut in the affiliate salon, I did opt for a stool at the bar. The taps featured sour beers heavy with rhubarb and a brown ale infused with peanut butter and Thai chilis ("Pad Thai in a glass"). The brewers sneaked some deliciously normal styles onto the menu, too. But little else is usual: Homer Simpson dangles from the rafters, homemade trophies stand above the line of taps, and a collection of vintage arcade games includes four versions of "Star Wars" pinball.
After my quarters disappeared into Street Fighter II and my first pint disappeared into me, I set off for brewery No. 2. (This might be the right place for a public service announcement: Stick to one or fewer pints per brewery. The beers on this trail are strong.)
From Right Brain, I biked to the northern edge of Lake Boardman, where a row of kayaks awaited at Hull Park. But first, a hundred paces from Hull Park is the Filling Station Microbrewery, an old rail platform now filled with picnic benches and patrons. Some visitors fueled up on flatbreads; I selected from 20 beers and ciders on tap. Nearly a third of the drinks are made with mostly Michigan ingredients, including malts and hops grown across the state.