Cats are a nuisance. Kids are only slightly more tolerable. Despite my feelings, I couldn't help but become smitten with the Minnesota childhood home of Wanda Gág, author of the children's classic "Millions of Cats," tucked away in a residential neighborhood in New Ulm.
I almost missed the house call. En route to a "Little House on the Prairie" fix in Walnut Grove, I had stopped for lunch in the southern Minnesota burg best known for its Glockenspiel clock tower and dedication to polka music.
My tentative plan was to top off my Oktoberfest sandwich with a visit to the town's Minnesota Music Hall of Fame — only to find it was closed on Sundays, its hours scarcer than a Simon and Garfunkel reunion. But a local periodical that the waitress handed me between refills of coffee directed me to the historic home, just a few blocks from the quaint main street.
I had never heard of Gág. Then again, I had never heard of an Oktoberfest sandwich before, and that was tasty enough.
More should visit
When I arrived at the Queen Anne-style home, the joint was vacant except for a tour guide and a family roaming around in the second-floor bedrooms.
That wasn't unusual. The docent said she gets only about a dozen visitors a day, and seeing that the home is officially open only on weekends during summer months, that comes to a yearly total of fewer than 500 people; not exactly a threat to the tourism business at nearby Schell Brewing Co.
More should pay a visit, if only to grasp a rudimentary appreciation for the Minnesota Bohemian behind the oldest American picture book still in print. Copies of "Cats" — which won the prestigious Newbery Award in 1929 despite featuring the universe's nastiest catfight not involving one of the "Real Housewives" — were available in the kitchen/gift shop, alongside her take on "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" and "The ABC Bunny," in which an apple does nearly as much damage as it did in the Garden of Eden.
Gág's works as an illustrator, her real calling card, are as challenging as her Grimm-inspired tales, with spooky shadows and complex curved lines that hug the action.