"Really? You?"
This was the standard response from friends and family when I told them I'm going to Tettegouche State Park on Minnesota's North Shore, to spend the night in a type of snow shelter known in Athabaskan as a quinzhee. Although my family were avid yearly campers, I hadn't spent a single night in the woods since college. The one cheap sleeping bag I owned might as well have the Little Mermaid on it.
My Boy Scout brother, though, apparently did this type of thing long ago, while my fellow Girl Scouts and I were busy sewing sit-upons so our delicate fannies wouldn't touch the ground.
"What's the temperature going to be?" he asks.
"A little below freezing," I reply.
He shrugs. "You'll survive."
I also have help. Tettegouche interpretive naturalist Kurt Mead, who's invited me to his annual winter camping workshop, e-mails me a packing list. It seems that with winter camping, cotton is the devil, so I spend a happy few hours unearthing my dad's old Pendleton shirts, hoping they'll provide ample protection from frostbite, hypothermia and bears — not to mention the packs of timberwolves recently spotted in the park, traveling along the frozen Baptism River.
But the night before the trip, when I crash at my grandparents' place in Duluth, staring up at the ceiling, I remember that I like having blankets and a mattress and central heat. I don't even like "Frozen." Why am I doing this, again? The next morning, trekking up the ridge carved by the river alongside other newbies, everyone asks me the same thing.