In Minneapolis, it's legal to open a strip club, as long as it's downtown and not within 500 feet of a church.
And not within 1,000 feet of a residential zone. And not on Nicollet Mall. And not if another strip club is already on the same side of the block.
Last month, a City Council committee voted down a proposal for Minneapolis nightclub mogul Peter Hafiz to open a Topless Tap House in the Warehouse District, finding it would violate the city's ordinance by operating a few hundred feet away from 3 Degrees Church, a nondenominational ministry above Pizza Luce.
But the hearing also revived a question that's been raised many times before by proprietors wishing to open new adult-themed establishments in Minneapolis: Are the city's restrictions effectively zoning them into extinction?
"I think we have this careful balancing act to not [eliminate] these businesses despite our distaste of them, and be careful to allow them to operate in certain areas," said City Council Member Lisa Goodman at the end of the March 29 hearing. Though Goodman voted against Hafiz's topless club based on her interpretation of the ordinance, she questioned whether the "bigger problem" lies within the law itself. "It might mean that a change needs to be made."
Others on the council agree that it may be time to re-examine the ever-shrinking sex district, which is currently home to 16 licensed strip clubs and other sex-oriented businesses.
"I think it's worth having a look at what rules we've passed in previous decades to make sure they still make sense," said City Council Member Steve Fletcher, whose ward encompasses most of the area where these businesses are legal.
The city's ordinance restricts adult entertainment businesses — including strip clubs, adult video stores and other businesses primarily trafficking in "sexually oriented" use — to operate only in certain areas of downtown. Within those boundaries, the code places additional buffers around places like churches, schools, child care centers and certain commercial developments.