May the ballot boxes be full and the polling places empty in Minnesota this year.
The August primary is nine days away, and election officials hope you use that time to cast your vote into the nearest mailbox.
Half a million Minnesotans have requested absentee ballots already.
That's half a million people who won't have to wait in line on Aug. 11. Won't need to pull on a mask, won't need one of the single-use pens in the voting booth, won't need to crowd the poll workers who will spend Election Day wrapped in personal protective equipment and a cloud of hand sanitizer fumes.
"This year, I really hope we see empty polling places," said Hennepin County Elections Manager Ginny Gelms.
Minnesota — the state with the nation's highest rate of voter turnout — wants voters, just this once, not to turn out. Stay home, stay safe, fill out an absentee ballot and turn that in instead.
"Every person who votes through the mail leaves literal and figurative space in the polling place for those who can't — and for our election judges," Gelms said.
Now, if everyone who requested a mail-in ballot would just mail it in.