Saturday morning, when archery deer hunting season begins anew, some Minnesotans who climb into tree stands will take the easy way out.
Just as the Legislature did in its last session.
Armed with crossbows, which until now have been illegal to use to seek deer in Minnesota unless a hunter is 60 or older or physically impaired, this new breed of archer will be looking to waylay a doe or buck not thanks to skill, practice or patience — long the hallmarks of someone who appreciates the difference between hunting and killing.
Required instead of crossbow users to hit their four-legged marks this fall will only be sufficient disposable income to drop about a grand for a misnamed killing machine that's more firearm than bow.
Given the comfort-seeking times in which we live, perhaps it was inevitable that crossbows, which some owners have used to kill deer at 130 yards and more, ultimately would achieve the same regulatory status as longbows, recurves and compound bows, whose ranges, typically, are 15 to 30 yards.
The tomfoolery used to justify the change asserts the nation's aging hunters need coddling.
To accommodate these softies, for example, Minnesota has established four September waterfowl "openers" before the Saturday nearest Oct. 1, the traditional date of the state's first day of duck hunting.
And why not?