The September Slump has been replaced, for one night at least, by Home Run Derby at Target Field.
Or Spoiled Meat Night. Same thing.
Kyle Farmer, Matt Wallner and Carlos Santana each homered on Tuesday, and the Twins scored as many runs in the first five innings as they had in their last five games combined, snapping a four-game losing streak with a 10-5 victory over the Angels.
“The guys were really getting into it. It starts with enthusiasm, energy and work before the game,” Twins manager Rocco Baldelli said of the raucous Twins’ dugout, thrilled to shed their weeks-long slump. “Then you bring it into the game and see the fruits of your labor paying off. It excites you.”
Fruits? No, this was something much worse. Each home-run hitter was rewarded — hmm, given its age, that’s clearly not the right word — by getting to carry the team’s months-old “rally sausage” during a congratulatory lap through the dugout.
Heaven knows what the unrefrigerated (though double-bagged) meat smells like by now, four months after its first appearance in the Twins’ clubhouse, but it’s probably a measure of how desperate the Twins were for runs that nobody seemed to care. Its presence seems to track with the Twins’ best moments this year, like their 12-game winning streak in May, so maybe we shouldn’t be surprised it’s back.
“No one can kill it,” Baldelli said, shaking his head. “It’s probably going to be around long after all of us.”
Even so, he said, given the results, “I wouldn’t mind seeing that again” on Wednesday.