NEW YORK — The Twins' numbers at Yankee Stadium are so lopsided, they've long since plunged into absurdity. So when confronted with comedy like their 2-16 record in this ballpark since 2017, or their 38-98 futility in the past two decades — not to mention their 13 consecutive postseason losses — what's a long-suffering visitor to do?
Fight farce with folly.
The Twins unleashed one of the most implausible, unthinkable innings in their history on Thursday, sending 13 batters to the plate, knocking four baseballs off the outfield walls and three more over them, and scoring nine runs, the biggest, loudest inning they've had in New York in their 62 seasons. They added a couple more runs just because they could, and walked away with an 11-2 victory, their biggest here in 32 years.
"I told Cole Sands before the game, 'Hey, get ready to pitch today because we're going to score 10 runs.' I didn't expect them all to come in the first inning," joked Carlos Correa, who followed Michael A. Taylor's and Edouard Julien's back-to-back home runs with a homer of his own. "I mean, that was crazy. We had a blast doing that. It was a lot of fun."
Armed with a touchdown-and-a-safety lead, Joe Ryan mowed down Yankee hitters as if they were blindfolded. Yes, the Twins "wasted" Ryan's superb start, but not in the usual sense. They simply didn't need such a shutdown.
Ryan gave up a measly three hits when he had room for three dozen, and just one run when he could have served up batting practice and won. He walked nobody and struck out 10, earning his third straight victory this year and reducing his ERA to just 2.84.
"That's how it's done. He showed us the book on how to pitch with a lead," Twins manager Rocco Baldelli said.
"He really filled the zone up and [we] made the plays behind him. That's what you want."