Minnesota United went to Seattle on Friday night seeking comeuppance in its season opener, in the very place last season ended amid such disbelief.
The Loons instead left Lumen Field 4-0 shutout losers four months after they came within a mere minute of reaching the MLS Cup during the Western Conference final there.
In the days before Friday's game, Loons defender Chase Gasper suggested it might be "poetic justice" that his team get another chance so soon after last December's 3-2 loss in stoppage time.
This time, the Loons allowed all four goals after halftime, starting with Brazilian midfielder Joao Paulo's 25-yard banger of a volley in the 49th minute and ending with Sounders all-time leading scorer Fredy Montero's volley of his own in the 86th minute in his return to Seattle after nine years away.
In between, midfielder Raul Ruidiaz scored two tap-in goals within three minutes. He did so in a game after which Loons newcomer Wil Trapp used words such as "stretched" and "capitulation" and coach Adrian Heath mentioned the wide gaps his team's defense allowed after halftime.
"Football is a cruel game sometimes," Heath said by video conference call afterward. "As our coaches just said, it's not a 4-nil game. The whole first half, we were probably the better team. Every time we got a bit of momentum in the game, they got a breakaway and scored some goals."
The Loons haven't beaten Seattle in their first five MLS seasons. They're 0-7-1 in all competitions and have been outscored 20-6 overall and 12-2 in the last 29 minutes of those eight games.
They opened their fifth MLS season in the second game of a Friday night doubleheader — San Jose at Houston the other — and the only one of the two that was nationally televised on FS1.