There he was, stalking the beach, his thoughts deeper than the ocean as, miraculously, a photographer he definitely did not know was there snapped pictures of him that he definitely did not want to be published in every publication in the world.
As Aaron Rodgers fought to maintain his privacy on a public beach in front of the photographer he definitely did not hire, he wore a dark blanket. A black cloak. Making him look almost like a certain Star Wars character.
Darth Faker.
Rodgers is once again starring in his own one-man reality show. He’s trying to make his free-agent decision look harder than chemical engineering, but all he’s proving is that he loves drama and attention.
Which is a shame for Minnesotans. If it weren’t for Rodgers’ indecisiveness, Vikings fans probably would have spent more time this week feeling good about their team.
For the second consecutive year, the Vikings have excelled in March.
Meaning that they have a chance, for the third time in four seasons under General Manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah and coach Kevin O’Connell, to win 13 or more games.
Before they arrived, the Vikings had won 13 or more games twice in franchise history — in 2017 and 1998. (Yes, Bud Grant’s best teams likely would have won 13 or more several times if they had played a longer schedule.)