Jason Fabini was a rookie fourth-round draft pick of the Jets in 1998. Bill Parcells was his head coach, which became a flabbergasting fact when it was announced Fabini would start at right tackle on opening day.
Parcells didn't hate rookies, per se, but he liked when they thought of themselves as invisible and useless to him until they had put some pelts on the wall first.
"Normally, you equate rookies with mistakes," Parcells said at the time. "But this kid has been one of the rarest rookies I've had. This kid makes zero mistakes."
Why in the world is Bill Parcells being referenced in a Vikings article 11 months after the Wilfs sacked Mike Zimmer, expunging from Purple Nation forevermore the Parcells protégé and all his old-school tales from Parcells' Hall of Fame career?
As Kevin O'Connell, Zim's decidedly different new-school successor, would kindly say, "That's a great question."
Parcells' thoughts on rookies probably came to this NFL observer's mind along with an eyeroll or two back in March when O'Connell, as a rookie head coach at his first combine in Indianapolis, first said the Vikings' intent was to become "situational masters." He said this while finalizing his staff with six assistants, including Ryan Cordell as "game management coordinator."
"C'mon, rook," this mind said. "Just worry about beating the Packers in Week 1 before you become a, what did you say it was? Situational whatchacallit?"
Twelve games later …