Technically speaking, Justin Jefferson's succinct synopsis of the bane of the Purple Pain that is 2023 was off by 6 minutes, 41 seconds.
"Turnovers," said the Vikings' superstar receiver. "They've definitely been killing us this whole entire year."
Actually, Justin, there were those 11 offensive snaps in Week 1 before all heck broke loose and proceeded to keep rearing its ugly, game-wrecking, soul-sucking head until, well, here we are, on the last day of 2023 preparing to watch the 7-8 Vikings play the 7-8 Packers at U.S. Bank Stadium in prime time in what could be a playoff elimination game.
A week after Nick Mullens threw four interceptions in forking over the NFC North title to Detroit at U.S. Bank Stadium, the Vikings will give rookie Jaren Hall his second career start after 22 career snaps in a move that's both desperate and entirely logical. If the Rams (8-7) and Seahawks (8-7) both win earlier Sunday, Hall and Packers quarterback Jordan Love will be squaring off in a must-win game to stay in the playoff hunt.
Best of luck, Jaren, as you try to do what exasperated coach Kevin O'Connell has been begging for to no avail as the Vikings rank 30th in turnovers (30) and turnover differential (minus-9).
Stop turning the ball over!
"Just play within yourself," Hall said when asked how he will accomplish this feat. "There's lots of different reasons why turnovers happen. … Everyone who has played the game has succumbed to that. You just focus on it all week and try to be better."
Mullens said the same thing. He turned the ball over six times in 136 snaps and two starts (0-2).