The Vikings wore their pristine white “Winter Warrior” uniforms, and their fans dressed like snowdrifts.
Vanilla Ice performed at halftime.
To add a whiter shade of pale, Joe Mauer sounded the Gjallarhorn.
The Vikings called the occasion a “Whiteout.” It looked like a reenactment of the infamous Halloween blizzard of 1991.
The score that would have fit the occasion would have been a shutout, putting a white circle on the scoreboard.
Instead, the Vikings settled for beating a team with a void on the sideline, easing to a 30-12 victory over the Chicago Bears on Monday night at U.S. Bank Stadium.
Given the current context of the Vikings’ surprising season, their performance was hardly surprising.
Considering what realists expected of this team, and where the Bears were not so long ago — needing only to survive a Hail Mary to improve to 5-2 — this game provided a reminder of what steady leadership means in the NFL.