Bill Belichick's Patriots were getting thrashed so soundly by Tony Sparano's Dolphins back in 2008 that some greenhorn rookie third-string quarterback named Kevin O'Connell came in and mopped up the final six minutes.
"Mopped up?! That's a heck of a term!" said O'Connell, feigning outrage at the term when it was presented to him on Tuesday, two days before the Vikings head coach faces Belichick at U.S. Bank Stadium on Thanksgiving night.
Sorry, Kev, but, yeah, mopped up.
The Patriots had started 2-0 even with Tom Brady's season-ending knee injury early on in the opener. They had won 21 straight regular-season games and were playing at home, while the Dolphins were 0-2 after finishing 1-15 the year before.
Dolphins 38, Patriots 13.
In his third game as a head coach, Sparano outcoached the master. Sparano unveiled the Wildcat offense that flummoxed the Patriots all day long. Ronnie Brown scored a team-record four rushing touchdowns and threw for another as four of the scores came on direct snaps to the running back.
Nothing that happened that day helped O'Connell the player. He attempted the first four passes of his career, completing three for 25 yards, and would attempt only two more in a seven-year career spent with five different teams.
What happened in the locker room after that game, during the next week of preparation, the next game and throughout the rest of that season still helps O'Connell the coach. The Patriots bounced back immediately, beating the 49ers on their way to an 11-5 season with Matt Cassel, not Brady.