Clearly, the Vikings will never lose another game. No missed kick, turnover or late-game officiating blunder can prevent them from refusing to do anything but win by eight or fewer points.
So let's move on to matters more pressing than this team obviously going 19-1, defeating Patrick Mahomes by one score and winning its first Super Bowl.
Let's use this space to fire off the most loaded softball question that young Kevin O'Connell will see through Week 11 of his rookie season as an NFL head coach.
Hang on, Kev, here goes:
"Oh, geez, if ya keep dis up, who would ya pick to win NFL Most Valuable Player? Kirk Cousins or Justin Jefferson?"
O'Connell: "I definitely don't think I can answer that question because I just know how both … and I don't mean to not answer your question … that doesn't seem like much of a softball …"
O'Connell was way too smart to answer that one. The fact he spent 1 minute, 33 seconds entertaining this reporter's hypothetical lob earns him extra good-guy credit.
"I can tell you they're both incredibly impactful reasons why we're 8-1," O'Connell said. "The way we're winning, you don't do without critical, high-level play from your quarterback. And a lot of those plays end up going No. 18's way.