Keenan McCardell has been fined 15 times in his three seasons as Vikings receivers coach.
"They fine me when I show any videos," McCardell said of the young men he coaches and gets teased by for "living back in the day" via instructional videos featuring the likes of Jerry Rice, Randy Moss and, yes, a certain former 17-year, rags-to-riches NFL veteran named Keenan McCardell.
"How much they fine you?" McCardell was asked as he visited with Cardinals radio analyst and back-in-the-day Browns teammate Ron Wolfley before Thursday's joint practice at TCO Performance Center.
"One dollar," McCardell said. "Per video! I can't afford that. I'm on a coach's salary now."
"How many of those clips are of you?" McCardell was asked by a reporter who is back-in-the-day old enough to have spent the summer of 1992 in Berea, Ohio, covering Wolfley and a scrawny 22-year-old kid who wore No. 2, jumped like a deer and caught everything in his ZIP code.
"Nine of them," McCardell said. "I show them some of my true one-on-ones in San Diego. I show them a rocker-step touchdown against Indianapolis when I was in Tampa. I show them a cutup of when I was in Jacksonville. I can kind of go down the line and tell you all of them if you want me to."
Please do.
Laughter ensued until the impatient reporter inadvertently interrupted, saying, "Wait, no tape of you from training camp 1992?"