Croissants wilted. Chips staled. Ice cream melted. Cotton candy rained.
A disastrously hot forecast never quite materialized for Day 1 of the fair, but the severe humidity was enough to make a challenging day of eating a little more swampy, and to make food a little more texturally fraught. Still, the Taste Team worked its way through a record 100-plus bites of new foods — including the 34 official fair-sanctioned entries, the entire menus of seven new vendors, all the bonus dishes from existing vendors that quietly slipped into the lineup, and more pickles than we thought we'd ever eat.
Needless to say, we were stuffed. Here's our collective take on what we'd come back for, what was solid, what divided us, and which seconds we'd politely decline.
Star system: 4: We would go back for that. 3: Solid choice. 2: It's fine ... for some. 1: No thanks.

Farmer's Berry Crumble
4 star review
Minnesota Farmers Union Coffee Shop • Dan Patch Av. between Cooper and Cosgrove Sts. • $7
Patisserie 46, shockingly, has never been at the State Fair. Thank goodness that changed this year, especially with a debut as strong as this one: Madeleine batter, oat streusel, mixed berries — it's the kind of cake a Minnesotan should always have on the counter, just in case someone stops by. With a Farmers Union coffee? Nailed it.

Blueberry Mint and Strawberry Jalapeño Jam'nades
4 star review