Avocados are amazing. The possibilities are endless: guacamole, sushi, sandwiches and more. So when my friend Greg told me a story of how he once salvaged 40 ripe avocados from a dumpster, I was dumbfounded. I needed to see this wanton waste with my own eyes. I asked Greg to take me along on one of his late-night scavenging missions.
"Whatever grinds your gears," my boyfriend said, cringing. "Be careful for rats and snakes," my mom cautioned.
On the night of the outing, Greg sent me a text with the details. "How about we meet at my place at 10 p.m.? Dress in clothes you don't mind getting dirty. Bring gloves, bags and a headlamp. If we're prompt, maybe we can get back by 2."
My friend invited an acquaintance, Steve, to serve as our guide in this odd adventure. Steve was a rugged man in his mid-30s with wild blonde hair past his shoulders. A father of five and a coin trader by profession, Steve claimed to dumpster dive 100 percent of his food, adding that he hadn't been to a store in more than six months.
In the dimly lit parking lot of a suburban co-op, we sorted through the trash, ripping open bag by bag with eager anticipation. Steve grabbed a loose piece of pepperoni pizza out from a mountain of cilantro. He took a bite.
"I've been on a slippery slope of what's acceptable to eat," he commented casually.
With our headlamps glowing, every new bag was a mystery, revealing the grocer's remains of the day and my dinner menu for the coming week. I felt a certain sense of wonder merged with disgust, as if Christmas Day and Halloween had suddenly collided.
Steve started to orchestrate a relay race to get the goods to the car efficiently. He shuttled crates of produce, baked goods and snacks back and forth between the dumpsters and the car. There was a sort of kinetic energy, an unexpected rhythm and order to dumpster diving.