The Timberwolves, on Sunday in Orlando, won a game in which they led by as many as 43 points, which was the equivalent of spotting a circus bear cruising down I-94 on a Harley.
For once, the Wolves swung the Whac-A-Mole mallet instead of being bopped on the head.
To which some fans stuck out their tongue and said, "Bah humbug!"
'Tis tanking season in the NBA, and the Wolves are refusing to play along.
Well, good. Forget that nonsense. Try to win games and run a professional operation. What a novel concept, eh?
The Wolves can further hurt their odds of securing a top-three draft pick by winning at Detroit on Tuesday. Foot on the gas, fellas.
The team enters the schedule's final week with competing forces creating a fitting dilemma for this cosmically strange season.
To complete last year's Andrew Wiggins-for-D'Angelo Russell trade, the Wolves have to give Golden State a first-round pick. It's "top-three protected" for 2021, meaning if in June the Wolves get one of the first three picks in the NBA lottery, they keep that pick and instead give the Warriors their 2022 draft position. If the Wolves end up with the fourth pick or worse in the June lottery, it goes to the Warriors this year.