The night after Norman Lear died, the five major networks paid tribute by airing a memoriam card at the same time.
Nice — and ironic. The executives who signed off on that idea have no intention of airing anything that resembles "All in the Family."
Lear wasn't perfect. Too many of his shows leaned on catchphrases designed for lunch boxes. John Amos was booted from "Good Times" after complaining too many times about how the writers kept working "Dyn-o-mite!" into the scripts.
But at least Lear tried. These days, networks would rather churn out six more dating shows than sign off on a sitcom that took even a semi-serious look at class, race and gender, subjects at the core of Lear's finest works.
Take "Extended Family," which gets a special sneak preview at 7 p.m. Saturday before moving into its regular 7:30 p.m. Tuesday time slot on Jan. 2.
Jon Cryer and Abigail Spencer play a recently separated couple navigating parenthood and their newfound freedom. It's a premise a good chunk of viewers could relate to — if the former lovebirds resembled anyone who has ever lived on planet Earth.
The pair are so comfortable with their split that even Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would roll their eyes. In the first episode, the biggest drama revolves around the death of the family goldfish.
"Night Court," which returns to NBC at 7:30 p.m. Saturday before the official start of its second season at 7 p.m. Jan. 2, also tiptoes around any topics that might keep the sitcom from being the next "Friends."