So, this much is clear: Thanks to a new ordinance passed by the Stillwater City Council, it's illegal to jump into the St. Croix River from the Lift Bridge — if you're on the Minnesota half of the historic span.
As for the Wisconsin half, it's been about as clear as a glass of river water.
Stillwater Mayor Ted Kozlowski told the Star Tribune shortly after the city passed its ordinance that the ban covered the entire bridge. But his police chief later said it doesn't because half the bridge is in Wisconsin.
The town on the other end of the bridge, tiny St. Joseph, Wis., said as late as Thursday that it has nothing to do with the ban. And a St. Croix County, Wis., official initially said the restriction should be up to Stillwater.
Meanwhile, a spokesman for the Minnesota Department of Transportation said he wasn't sure and would need to check with an official who was on vacation in Helsinki.
So who's right? Stillwater Police Chief Brian Mueller, with an assist from Stillwater City Attorney Kori Land. After a round of legal research this week, even the St. Croix County official now concurs with Mueller and Land that it's Wisconsin's job to pass an ordinance covering the bridge's eastern half.
That was news to St. Joseph Town Board Chair Theresa Johnson, who earlier in the week insisted the town had nothing to do with the bridge.
"We'll look into it," she said after a laugh.