Top three teams
1. Bills (1-0)
Josh Allen took a giant first step toward his first MVP award as Leslie Frazier's defense was holding the Rams to 10 points.
2. Buccaneers (1-0)
Todd Bowles' defense held the Cowboys to three points in Dallas as Tom Brady was looking meh.
3. Chiefs (1-0)
Patrick Mahomes completed 76.9% of his passes for 360 yards and five TDs as Tyreek Hill was playing for the Dolphins.
Bottom three teams
30. Cardinals (0-1)
Arizona's late-season collapse began much earlier this year.
31. Cowboys (0-1)
Dak Prescott is out, Jerry Jones is ticked and Mike McCarthy is doomed.
32. Jets (0-1)
If you lived to Week 2 of your Survivor Pool, you're probably thanking Joe Flacco and the Jets for being the NFL's only dependable losers.
Ranking the Vikings
10. Are they a top-10 team? When they're healthy, protecting Kirk Cousins and beating up his counterpart, you betcha they are.
Stats of the week
2004: The last time the Browns started 1-0. Deshaun who?