Don't bother asking Beth Bowman about Sunday's big game. She won't be watching.
For months, Bowman has been plotting her Super Bowl escape to the Iron Range, eager to leave her St. Paul home behind for the weekend. She is trading the glare of the stadium lights for starlight, the crowds for sylvan silence, the NFL frenzy for a one-room cabin with a cast-iron stove.
Come Sunday, Bowman imagines she'll be gathering firewood, snowshoeing or taking a sauna in a Finnish cooperative park near Hibbing, blissfully removed from the hubbub enveloping the Twin Cities.
"I'm hoping it will be less stressful than dealing with whatever impacts that the Super Bowl will have here that weekend," said Bowman, 40.
With heavily promoted Super Bowl festivities well underway across the Twin Cities, some are standing decidedly on the sidelines, counting down the days until it's all over.
Locals like Bowman are fleeing town and even the state, driven away by a disinterest in football, a distaste for the NFL and dread about what Sunday may bring.
Residents are renting out their homes and packing up their cars to head north, or retreating to sunny Florida, extending out-of-town work trips and planning alternative get-togethers closer to home.
The shared vision: Avoid the Super Bowl. All of it.