Some mornings in a turkey blind, the time between gobbles seems endless. This was the case recently not far north of the Twin Cities. Wood ducks fluttered onto small ponds. The odd deer picked at new shoots of green grass. And overhead, Canada geese paraded noisily, their wings flapping against a clear sky hued midnight blue.
Just before dawn, two hours earlier, I had heard one tom gobble, followed by another. But perhaps I had imagined these. Now, with the temperature at 24 degrees and holding, I was waiting, if not on a turkey, then at least, as Bruce Springsteen sings, on a sunny day.
Until maybe 20 years ago, I was content in April to make maple syrup, chase trout in the southeast and try to fool lovesick steelhead swimming up the foamy torrents of the Devil Track, the Kadunce, the Baptism, the Cross or other North Shore rivers.
Then one day Ron Schara, the retired Star Tribune outdoors columnist who recently published a book of his musings, "Ron Schara's Minnesota, Mostly True Tales of a Life Outdoors" ($18.95, paperback. Minnesota Historical Society Press), said I should try turkey hunting in April.
"You might even get one," he said.
So it was a couple of decades back that I first traveled to the Black Hills to hunt turkeys with Ron, an effort that ended successfully.
Except for the medical bills.
"What happened to you?"