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Oink if you love Iowa

Corn-fed Iowa grabbed headlines when it legalized same-sex marriage before artsy Minnesota. Are we losing our edge?

April 10, 2009 at 11:27PM

Well, well, well. Doesn't Iowa think she's just too fabulous now, what with legalizing same-sex marriage and grabbing headlines that might have been -- sob! -- that might have been ours.

After all, Minneapolis consistently ranks among the top 10 U.S. cities for gay couples. Sure, Iowa has its own musical, but when "The Music Man" ends, the boy gets the girl.

Is Iowa's cutting edge now sharper than Minnesota's? A UCLA study suggests that a gay marriage tourism industry in Iowa could have an economic impact of more than $50 million a year. Our newest tourist attraction is Underwater Adventures' Seahorse Kingdom at the Mall of America.

Over the years, there's been a lot of sniping between us and that flatland to the south. Who's on top now? Take a look at the evidence on E5.

Here's how minnesota and Iowa stack up:

POPULATION

There are, as of July 1, 2008, an estimated 3,002,555 Iowans compared with 5,220,393 Minnesotans. Advantage: Us.

State Fair

Total attendance at last year's Minnesota State Fair was just shy of 1.7 million people. The Iowa State Fair ended its run busting its buttons over its 1.1 million fairgoers. Advantage: Us.

Murder

According to FBI statistics, Iowa has 1.3 murders per 100,000 population. Minnesota's rate is 2.3 per 100,000 -- almost double. Advantage: Them.

Disc golf courses

Call it disc golf or Frisbee golf, it's among the fastest growing sports in the country. According to the Professional Disc Golf Association, Minnesota's 139 courses are bested by Iowa's 142. Advantage: Them.

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Obesity

Iowa is the 19th porkiest state with 27.7 percent of its population considered obese. Minnesota ranks 30th, with an obesity rate of 26 percent. No, we're not exactly proud of that, but it still counts. Advantage: Us.

Jokes

Q: Why did they put Astroturf on the Iowa football field? A: To keep the Minnesota cheerleaders from grazing at halftime of the Iowa-Minnesota game.

Q: How do you get an Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and shove.

Advantage: Even.

Tornadoes

From 1953 to 2004, Iowa has averaged an annual 37 tornadoes. Minnesota averages 25. Advantage: Not being Texas, which tallies 139.

u.s. Senators

Iowa has two; Minnesota still has just one. Advantage: Them.

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Wind energy

The American Wind Energy Association ranks Iowa first and Minnesota second in the portion of electricity generated from wind power. Advantage: Them.

National image

This memorable bit of "M*A*S*H" dialogue between Father Mulcahy and snooty Charles Emerson Winchester III puts it all in perspective:

Mulcahy: "What time is it in Iowa?"

Charles: "1882."

KIM ODE

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