Paris Hilton might be getting married

Aw! Lovebirds.

February 21, 2011 at 7:56PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Oh, wonderful: here's something that will be blaring at you from magazine covers in the checkout line for the next year.

Sometimes a girl just has to splurge a little, y'know? Sometimes that extra 25K is just burning a hole in your purse.

Cy needs a job; being Mr. Hilton will probably keep him busy. But first, some minor legal difficulties:

That's their mug shots up there. Presumably they'll sit for a more formal portrait at some point.

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