The Chairman long had been of the opinion that he was as successful in packing the Turkey Committee with loyalists as Donald Trump would become in packing the Supreme Court with arch-conservatives.
Then came the pre-Thanksgiving meeting in 2017 in which final decisions were made for Turkey Banquet invitees, and the committee rose up and voted The Chairman as the Grand Turkey in the 40th year of these awards.
There was an appeal made to the vice chairman, John Sharkman from Toronto, to overturn that unjust vote, but Sharkman proved as cowardly as would Vice President Mike Pence in failing to issue a decree that his boss could stick around.
So, that was it. The Chairman waddled away glumly, the picture of a sore loser. He came back with no funding and no banquet in 2018, going solo with something called the TATs (The Authentic Turkeys).
Even though naming P.J. Fleck as the Grand TAT proved 100% effective, motivating him to lead the Gophers to a long-awaited victory over Wisconsin two days later, the old fire wasn't there for The Chairman.
He called it quits with the Turkey in November 2019 and retreated to a Florida condo called "Mar-o-Smallo.'' He spent much time reading about the spread of pythons in south Florida (two were spotted hitch-hiking north on Interstate 75), and then that preoccupation was replaced by the arrival of the worldwide pandemic in March 2020.
The Chairman returned to Minnesota and heard with some frequency during the summer: "In this of all years, we need the Turkeys.''
Thus came the 2020 selection of the Turkey Revived Under Mandate by Public (the TRUMP awards). The top TRUMP went to Mark Coyle, the sports-killing athletic director at the University of Minnesota.