Is there a federal official more out of step with the purposes of his agency than Postmaster General Louis DeJoy?
Sorry, that's a rhetorical question, because everyone knows the answer: Of course it's "no." DeJoy is about to prove it once again by mandating crummier service on first-class mail and hiking prices on your packages.
Starting Friday, the U.S. Postal Service is giving itself extra time to deliver letters longer distances than can be reached by a six-hour drive.
Instead of the previous standard, which called for first-class mail to reach its destination in a maximum of three days regardless of the distance, the maximum will be five days. Obviously, that would apply to a letter sent, say, from New York to Los Angeles. The change starts as of Oct. 1.
The USPS is also raising prices on domestic parcels by anywhere from 25 cents to $5, depending on the packages' distance and weight. The service says the price increase is "temporary," starting Oct. 3 and remaining in effect through the holiday season, ending Dec. 26. The increases can come to 10% or more.
In an absurd example of corporate-speak, the Postal Service describes the aim of reducing delivery standards as improving "delivery reliability, consistency, and efficiency." As USPS spokeswoman Kim Frum put it: "With this change, we will improve service reliability and predictability for customers while also driving efficiencies across the Postal Service network."
Let's be clear about this. Increasing the time you have to wait to receive a letter isn't an improvement in reliability or efficiency, but just the opposite. As for "consistency," the service's strategy is perfectly analogous to what airlines do when their on-time flight performance deteriorates: They increase the standard for "on time," and presto! Every flight is on time again.
Consistently bad performance is consistent all right, but that doesn't make it something to brag about. The Postal Service said the changes would leave 61% of first-class mail volume unaffected, as if that were all to the good. The math indicates, however, that fully 39% would take longer to reach its destination.