Michael Armstrong, chief executive of RBC Wealth Management-U.S., recently wrote the Minneapolis City Council's zoning and planning committee that the "ability to brand our new building with a rooftop wall sign is critical to our company's future growth and success."
At face value, that's one of the saddest statements from a business executive to ever appear in the Star Tribune.
The success of a big firm hinges on a little sign? Like, the business goes sideways without it?
He didn't mean it, of course. RBC is a Top 20 wealth-management firm in the United States and part of the Royal Bank of Canada, neck and neck with Toronto-Dominion Bank for title of biggest bank north of the border.
Friends work there, including our family's financial adviser, and I can confidently say that RBC has been plenty successful already and doesn't need a sign at its new place. But it sure wanted one, atop a proposed new headquarters that would be built by United Properties in Minneapolis.
So Armstrong, or his PR advisers, played it about right. If it's up to politicians — and the vote went RBC's way last week at a pivotal committee meeting — it never pays to be the side that quietly understates its argument.
Here's the most interesting thing about it: It's a fight over something that isn't worth that much. For the residents of Minneapolis, changing a neighborhood street traffic signal could have a bigger impact on the quality of life. For RBC it was even worth less. Maybe that speaks to the state of land-use regulations in 2019.
The plan is for RBC to be the lead tenant in the Gateway project, at Hennepin and Washington avenues in Minneapolis, with more than half a million square feet of office space, condos and a Four Seasons Hotel. RBC's sign would appear nearly 500 feet above street level.