Redefining what it means to be a babe and a baller

This press release came to us last night. Please rejoice in the splendorous mish-mash of names, sports, styles, sponsors and ... well ... everything ... that will be under one roof.

What: Babes and Ballers in conjunction with Virtual Golf Girl, PSN of Dallas, Killerspin, Gibson Guitars, Kenichi Dallas, Nike Golf and Bailey Street Holdings will host all-star caliber athletes, entertainers and influencers at a once-in-a-lifetime event dubbed "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Celebrity NBA All Star Weekend Party to benefit Laptops for the Wounded at 9pm on February 11, 2010 at TePheJez Nightclub in Dallas, TX.

Who: Erick Dampier of the Dallas Mavericks, JJ Barrea of the Dallas Mavericks, Ian Kinsler of the Texas Rangers, Chris Davis of the Texas Rangers, Blair O'Neal (pictured), LPGA Golfer and Sports Illustrated 2008 Top 50 Hottest Female Athletes, Oxygen T.V's "The Naughty Chef," Blythe Beck, Executive Chef of Central 214 Dallas, Biba, Killerspin's Table Tennis Phenom and ESPN & Spike TV's Sexiest Female Athlete, Taryne Mowatt, 2007 ESPY Award Winning Female Athlete of the Year, Bianca Cruz, MAXIM Model and Former College Softball Sensation, Leon Lett, Three Time Super Bowl Champion, The Lovely ladies from the Dallas Desire Lingerie Football Team, Nick Young of the Washington Wizards, Leigh Bodden of the New England Patriots, Bradley Cooper, Actor, Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys, Patrick Crayton of the Dallas Cowboys, Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals, Shairon Martis of the Washington Nationals and Roger Bernadina of the Washington Nationals. Many More stars being added daily.

Our mind is reeling right now. Anyone want to imagine what this scene will be like?