Lake Minnetonka is a geological marvel made notorious by its location on the western side of our huge metropolitan area. It has been challenged by curly-leaf pondweed, purple loosestrife and Eurasian milfoil, by zebra mussels and libidinous Vikings players relieving themselves near shore after a boat trip.
As recently as the long Fourth of July weekend of 2019, a section of the lake could not survive the debauchery and toilet needs of youthful partygoers with boats tied together by the score near Big Island.
E. coli was discovered in the water, leading Mike Osterholm, Minnesota's expert and conscience on such matters, to cite the "Big Island experience" as the very probable source.
There is so much to Lake Minnetonka, so many nooks, that it is not all palatial tear-downs and privileged young adults tearing around in speedboats. There are still neighborhoods with modest homes, still "lake kids" familiar with fierce contests of skipping flat rocks across water for distance.
"There are 41 bays and 125 miles of lake shore," Billy Olson said. "It's an amazing lake. It has everything."
Olson has been the manager at Howard's Point Marina for the past six years. There are a dozen-plus marinas on Lake Minnetonka and none can be more neighborhoodly than this one.
Modest though it is in size, Howard's Point has a geographical advantage in the marina business with its southern location in Minnetonka's Upper Lake. "We do well at the gas pump when the lake gets busy in the summer," Olson said.
You take the Eureka Road exit off Hwy. 7, make a couple of turns, find Howard's Point Road, see the older homes of modest size that would fit perfectly on 5,000 smaller lakes in outstate Minnesota, and suddenly this smallish marina arrives.