Quick: Name three things that come in hot pink.
OK, I'll go first: cotton candy, Pepto-Bismol and "Mean Girls," the Tina Fey-scripted musical whose Broadway tour had its media opening Wednesday at the Orpheum Theatre in downtown Minneapolis.
Based on Fey's 2004 film, this super-colorful spritzer of a stage show offers treacly treats, spiky fun and some bubbly observations about how people organize themselves. One overarching theme of "Mean Girls" is how high school was, is and will forever be a hellscape where everyone is jockeying for status or trying to fit in.
At North Shore High, new girl Cady Heron (Danielle Wade) has just arrived from Kenya.
Her parents were expat biologists, and she basically grew up on safari with only animals for friends (really?), which explains the "Lion King"-style pageantry that opens the show and the fact that when she gets overwhelmed with emotion, she goes into a "me, Jane" kind of "Tarzan" vibe.
The social hierarchy at North Shore is ruled by the Plastics, a coordinated "More Is Better" trio of "Apex Predator(s)" led by queen bee Regina George (Mariah Rose Faith). The bee, we quickly see by Faith's claws-out performance, is not for the insect.
The cast of characters also includes misfit BFFs Janis Sarkisian (Mary Kate Morissey) and Damian Hubbard (Eric Huffman), the two people who are most comfortable in their own skin and who are our trusted narrators.
Some of Fey's favorite lines from the movie are retained in the show, including "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen," which now sounds quaint rather than hip. And she cleverly smashes some gender stereotypes even as she shows that smart women play dumb to win the hearts of guys.