The cartoonish names of the main characters (Serenata Terpsichore, Remington Alabaster, Bambi Buffer) in Lionel Shriver's new novel are the first clues that the book is satire.
Even reading it as such, though, I found it hard to admire until I got to the last third — and then I was both moved and entertained. But I suspect a lot of readers will not make it that far.
When the book opens, Serenata — 60, and a compulsive solo exerciser — can no longer run long distances because her joints are failing. She should have a knee replacement, but she is too stubborn and vain to even consider it. ("I can still do high-knees running in place on a swatch of carpet," she notes.)
And then her husband, Remington — who has never been an athlete — announces that he is going to train for a marathon. Serenata is appalled. A highly unreliable narrator, she doesn't recognize that she is jealous and mourning the failure of her own body. Instead, she decides that such a goal is beneath him, all that clichéd running in a pack, as she puts it. "It doesn't bother you that your ambition is hopelessly trite?" she asks.
Husband and wife are well-matched — both are self-absorbed and given to long pages of brilliant yet tedious bickering. "They called each other out in this nitpicking manner as a matter of course," Shriver writes. "It was a game."
After the marathon (which nearly does him in), Remington announces a new goal: triathlon, under the guidance of extremely toned personal trainer Bambi. (Her sculpted butt, Remington notes, "is a work of art.")
"The Motion of the Body Through Space" is primarily about the crazed, frantic (and impossible) determination of baby boomers to exercise their way back to youth — the difficulty they have in accepting that they are growing older, their bodies are starting to wear out, and death is just around the corner. (Because who wants to accept that?)
Some of it is painfully funny, a lot of it is exaggerated (Remington's many near-death experiences), and much of it rings true.