In his long overdue Twin Cities debut, Woody Allen wasn't funny. Not really. That's OK, though.
He wasn't doing stand-up comedy or commenting on his many great films. He was playing traditional jazz with his New Orleans Jazz Band in front of nearly 2,000 people at the State Theatre on Sunday night.
New Orleans jazz is not likely to draw that many people on a humid Sunday evening in Minneapolis, even if the tickets are free.
"When anyone is foolish enough to pay to see us, we're thrilled," Allen said early in the evening.
OK, that self-deprecating comment was a little bit funny.
But, at age 79, Allen is dead serious about playing jazz. He was a clarinet student as a kid and a funny thing happened on his way to Preservation Hall. He discovered stand-up comedy and filmmaking. But jazz has always been part of his life — not just listening to it and featuring it in his movie soundtracks, but performing it. Since 1973, Allen has played New Orleans jazz with a combo nearly every Monday night in New York City. Tickets to see him at the Cafe Carlyle are $150.
In his 105 minutes onstage Sunday, Allen didn't say much (unlike actor/banjoist Steve Martin, who yukked it between nearly every song when he brought his Grammy-winning bluegrass band in concert). Like a veteran actor, Allen played the part of the clarinetist in a seven-piece New Orleans traditional jazz ensemble. His shoulders were hunched, his left leg bouncing to the beat, his instrument bobbing up and down. If this were a movie, he would have received a rave review.
But this was a concert, and no one would mistake him for Sidney Bechet. At best, he's an inspired amateur on clarinet. He's earnest, studious and collaborative, with a strong a sense of rhythm, nice sense of timing and good instincts how to solo. What he lacks are steady volume, consistent emotionalism and a smooth, warm and knowing tone. Too many of his solos were screechy, squawky and squeally.