The Maryland Terrapins finished warmups by gathering in a circle and dancing to a Vanilla Ice song blasting out of the arena speakers.
Then the game started and the Gophers players started shooting, and it was ice, ice baby. They were colder than arctic windchill.
The soundtrack to a Saturday matinee sounded something like this: Clank, clank, clank. A few shots didn't hit anything, a noiseless air ball accompanied only by sighs.
Richard Pitino's mission in recruiting could not be any clearer after watching his team misfire throughout a 63-49 dud: Find shooters.
"I didn't love any part of the offense," Pitino said.
The Gophers followed up maybe the best regular-season victory in Pitino's tenure with a loss that couldn't end fast enough.
It's a head-scratcher to think the home team Saturday was the same outfit that ran Michigan off the court a week earlier. Sure, the Big Ten is loaded, but the Gophers' Jekyll-and-Hyde nature can no longer be cast as a home-vs.-road phenomenon.
Unless the old Barn somehow dressed up like a road venue Saturday.