A pig didn't deliver the ball to home plate for the St. Paul Saints on Tuesday night.
A big-leaguer did.
If the Saints hadn't had former and future Twin Randy Dobnak on their roster, they might have invented him.
Dobnak started the Saints' first game as the Twins' Class AAA team at CHS Field, christening the Saints' return to affiliated baseball with a 92-miles-per-hour strike to Iowa Cubs center fielder Ian Miller.
After the history came the mystery — how Dobnak, so efficient for the Twins the past two years, has lost his command. The Cubs scored five earned runs off him in 4⅓ innings, and Iowa beat the Saints 11-1.
Dobnak unwillingly and unwittingly provided a preview of life as a Class AAA team. The Saints will host rising stars — and big-leaguers mending injuries or mechanics.
CHS Field is a nice place to climb, or convalesce, and even a struggling version of Dobnak embodies the Saints' evolution.
Let's venture a guess that this was the first time a momentous Class AAA home opener was started by an alumnus of Alderson Broaddus University who went undrafted, played independent baseball (but not in St. Paul), drove for Uber and Lyft to make ends meet and was at the beginning of a five-year contract that could pay him as much as $30 million.