Maybe next time Sanford Health comes to Minnesota, its executives won't be quite so naive.
When I caught up with them on the Capitol steps last Sunday afternoon, after a hearing called by Minnesota Attorney General Lori Swanson, some of their faces had the shocked look of people who had just seen a terrible accident.
But getting roughed up in that room was no accident. The hearing into the potential merger of Sanford with Fairview Health Services was a skillfully prepared show designed to make Sanford appear threatening and vaguely disreputable.
For those interested in policy issues, such as how the University of Minnesota's Fairview-operated teaching hospital would fare in the merger, there wasn't much to learn in that hearing.
As political theater, on the other hand, the attorney general's show wasn't to be missed.
It began with an appearance by two regular folks who had been through transplants at the U hospital and were grateful for their care, implying its role as a lifesaver would be at risk.
This segued into an attorney talking about the duties in nonprofit governance. Then on to David Feinwachs, a former general counsel for the Minnesota Hospital Association.
Swanson carefully set up an applause line for Feinwachs, and he delivered it with gusto. Merging Fairview with Sanford, he said, "would be like selling the public library to Wal-Mart."