She had Audrey Totter Eyes

RIP.

December 16, 2013 at 6:32PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

She could stare down the camera like no one else. From "Lady in the Lake," in handy GIF form:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

GET. OUT.

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

There's a reason "Totter Eyes" rhymes with "cauterize."

OOPS Oh, just use any old stock art. Who'll know? From Ahram Online:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

The doc is from a site about getting rid of stretch marks. The fellow second from the right is from a story about Down Syndrome.

BEST KOREA More from the Potemkin Ski Resort:

Nothing but a stage set for the inner party. The picture of the little monster standing alone in the pathetic gift shop is particularly empty for Nork propaganda, which is saying something.

The question is whether this has been foreseen by our lizardoid overlords, or whether they control it. In related news, the "Unanswered Mystery of 7,000-year-old Ubaid Lizardmen." In statuary form. Tila Tequila is jumping all over the place right now saying "SEE? SEE?

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