He's conquered mountaintops, braved the Boundary Waters in 50-below cold, battled alcoholism and come back from a stroke that killed a massive amount of brain cells. But there's only one thing that really scares Don Shelby: No longer being Don Shelby.
The Twin Cities' most recognized news personality has just a few days to go before his last broadcast as WCCO-TV's top anchor, a countdown that's forcing the man with all the answers to ask a few questions about just how relevant he'll be when he's no longer a daily presence in viewers' lives.
"At this point, I can walk into Best Buy headquarters and everyone will say, 'Don Shelby's here!'" he said. "They walk you right into the CEO's office, and he'll listen to whatever I have to say. A year from now, they're going to ask to see some ID. I'll say, 'I'm Don Shelby, dude,' and they'll say, 'Doesn't ring a bell.'"
Shelby, 63, is the smartest, most talented journalist since Edward R. Murrow. If you don't believe it, just ask him. He's known as a blowhard, a know-it-all, an egomaniac -- and that's coming from his friends. Shelby has such a exuberant sense of humor about being a Mensa version of Ted Baxter, it's hard not to be charmed.
As difficult as it is to imagine him not being on the local airwaves after 32 years, it may be even harder to picture the WCCO newsroom without his commanding presence.
He's not only the king; he's also the court jester, zipping a football across the room, reciting dirty jokes, performing basketball tricks, ordering heir-apparent Frank Vascellaro to fetch coffee, stuffing his mouth with Cheez-It crackers. On a recent afternoon, he removed his designer pinstripe jacket and peeled off his crisp white shirt to show off a massive tattoo of a compass on his back. No one in the newsroom flinched.
"I hate to use an athletic analogy, but I think he's going to miss the locker room most of all," said longtime sports anchor Mark Rosen, who is so skeptical about his friend actually leaving that he's calling him Brett Favre. "You can't replace Don's part in the family."
When asked if he had prepared some parting words for his final broadcast Nov. 22, Shelby said he might read Robert Frost's "After Apple-Picking." A few minutes later, he slipped into the station's green room, leaned back in a chair, looked toward the ceiling and recited the poem from memory with the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor on the Guthrie stage.