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If you’re looking for me for the foreseeable future, I’ll be sitting in a Walmart parking lot with my clipboard, legal pad and pen, on the job and taking names.
I’m officially a Black Karen. I’m making a list, and checking it twice, of all the Black people still shopping at the big box retailer after the company that brags about rolling back prices went and rolled back their diversity initiatives.
When these customers drive in, I’m there to tap them on their shoulder before they walk into the store to let them know, “We’re not shopping here. Get back in your car and get your behind to Target.”
After studying the playbook of white Karens who call the police on curious Black bird-watchers and people peacefully picnicking in public parks, I’m ready to scold those who don’t regularly read the news: “Have you not heard, child? Walmart turned its back on us, so we can’t give Sam Walton’s grandchildren any more of our money.”
I’d been trying to get the word out, one shopper at a time, about how Walmart betrayed its loyal Black customers. Then it occurred to me that I have a whole column I can use to spread my message.
So, listen up, Black shoppers. Let me holler at you — and our allies — for a three minute read.