Seattle is the location where dreams of glory for Minnesota soccer fans become nightmares. We are talking of those moments when our heroic lads were so close to championships at the highest level of U.S. pro soccer they could taste it, and then winding up as ill as if they had been served a batch of bad razor clams.
It always has been thus:
Sorrowful in Seattle, starting with the conclusion of the Minnesota Kicks' first season in the North American Soccer League in 1976, continuing through the conclusion of Minnesota United FC's fourth season in Major League Soccer late Monday night.
Forty-four years of anticipation turned to anguish, all because of excursions to Seattle.
OK, there were those 35 seasons (1982-2016) when we didn't actually have a big-league soccer team, including 11 seasons (1985-1995) when the United States didn't actually have a major league, but work with us here … it's always Seattle where Minnesota gets the boot in footy.
Alan Merrick, a standout defender for the Kicks for 103 games from 1976 to 1979, said: "What do you mean? We had more good results than poor ones against Seattle."
Yes, good sir, but where was it that the Kicks met a final demise in that magical first season of existence on Aug. 28, 1976?
It was inside Seattle's new Kingdome for a Soccer Bowl meeting with the strangest franchise in the NASL, the Toronto Metros-Croatia.