Let it be remembered that when the modern-day Twins have their backs to the wall, they hide behind drapes.
They lost their 18th consecutive postseason game and ninth elimination game in a row Wednesday, ending their season with a 3-1 loss to the average Astros at Target Field.
Do not let the oddities of this short, strange season distract you from the fact that this was the most embarrassing loss of this record-breaking streak.
They did not have to play in Yankee Stadium. They did not have to face a superior team. They did not need to solve an ace.
They managed two runs in 18 innings against a mediocre Houston pitching staff and gave up big hits to a group of hitters who have shrunk before our eyes since they were caught cheating.
In 18 innings, no Twin not named Nelson Cruz produced an extra-base hit or an RBI. Their Home Run Robe became a K Cape.
The previous low-water mark for Twins postseason failure was considered the 2006 ALDS sweep at the hands of the Oakland A's. This is worse than that.
That Twins team was excellent for four months, but lost Francisco Liriano and pitched Boof Bonser in Game 2 against a team featuring Frank Thomas, Eric Chavez and Nick Swisher at his peak.